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Budro dies and goes to Hell. He's sitting down there mildly content. Satan walks by, sees him and says, "What's with you?" He says, "This feels like a June day in Louisiana." Satan gets mad and goes over to the thermostate and turns it up. Later he comes by and Budro is smiling to himself. Satan goes, "What are you smiling about?" Budro says, "This feels like a July day down on the biyjou." Satan gets more angree and turns the thermostate up even higher. About a half hour later Satan walks by and Budro is kinda snickering now. He says, "It's hotter than Hell down here. What are you snickering about?" He says, "This feels like an August day down south." Satan goes over to the thermostate and reefs on it and breaks it. Things start getting cold, it starts icing up, eventually it starts snowing. Satan comes by and Budro is rolling with laughter on the ground, he's high fiving the demons, and generally causing a scene. Satan goes, "What's your problem. Before it was hotter than hell and now it's freezing. Why are you so excited?" He says, "Well obviously the Saints just won the Superbowl!"
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An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers And decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.
She decided she would take her lunch; sit with the workers; and talk with them.
She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating.
Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked: "And do you men know Jesus Christ?"
They shook their heads and looked at each other, very confused.
One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out. "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"
One of the steelworkers yelled down, "Why?"
The worker yelled back. "'Cause his mom's here with his lunch."
An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers And decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.
She decided she would take her lunch; sit with the workers; and talk with them.
She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating.
Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked: "And do you men know Jesus Christ?"
They shook their heads and looked at each other, very confused.
One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out. "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"
One of the steelworkers yelled down, "Why?"
The worker yelled back. "'Cause his mom's here with his lunch."
You will laugh.
You will laugh.
The recipe said “turn the oven to 180 degrees,” so I did, but now I can’t open it because the door faces the wall.
The recipe said “turn the oven to 180 degrees,” so I did, but now I can’t open it because the door faces the wall.
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