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Budro dies and goes to Hell. He's sitting down there mildly content. Satan walks by, sees him and says, "What's with you?" He says, "This feels like a June day in Louisiana." Satan gets mad and goes over to the thermostate and turns it up. Later he comes by and Budro is smiling to himself. Satan goes, "What are you smiling about?" Budro says, "This feels like a July day down on the biyjou." Satan gets more angree and turns the thermostate up even higher. About a half hour later Satan walks by and Budro is kinda snickering now. He says, "It's hotter than Hell down here. What are you snickering about?" He says, "This feels like an August day down south." Satan goes over to the thermostate and reefs on it and breaks it. Things start getting cold, it starts icing up, eventually it starts snowing. Satan comes by and Budro is rolling with laughter on the ground, he's high fiving the demons, and generally causing a scene. Satan goes, "What's your problem. Before it was hotter than hell and now it's freezing. Why are you so excited?" He says, "Well obviously the Saints just won the Superbowl!"
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LOL! this one cracked me up!
LOL! this one cracked me up!
Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge, today I had a sandwich named Kevin
Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge, today I had a sandwich named Kevin
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Here's one of my pastor's favorites. He probably tells some version of it once a year…
Last week I was out for a hike in the hills here. It was such a beautiful day, and I was just walking along when all of a sudden a mountain lion jumped out in front of my path. He stared at me and got ready to pounce. I froze. The only think I could think of was to play dead, so I collapsed on the ground and lay there. Pretty soon I could feel the breath of the mountain lion as he sniffed at me, and I could feel the warmth and fur as he brushed my skin, examining me. Then I felt his jaws clamp down on my shoe! He started tugging me into the bushes. I didn't know what to do! My mind was in a panic as he was pulling my leg….. just like I'm pulling yours.
I love this thread! ๐
Here's one of my pastor's favorites. He probably tells some version of it once a year…
Last week I was out for a hike in the hills here. It was such a beautiful day, and I was just walking along when all of a sudden a mountain lion jumped out in front of my path. He stared at me and got ready to pounce. I froze. The only think I could think of was to play dead, so I collapsed on the ground and lay there. Pretty soon I could feel the breath of the mountain lion as he sniffed at me, and I could feel the warmth and fur as he brushed my skin, examining me. Then I felt his jaws clamp down on my shoe! He started tugging me into the bushes. I didn't know what to do! My mind was in a panic as he was pulling my leg….. just like I'm pulling yours.
Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it.
The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”
Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it.
The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”
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