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Budro dies and goes to Hell. He's sitting down there mildly content. Satan walks by, sees him and says, "What's with you?" He says, "This feels like a June day in Louisiana." Satan gets mad and goes over to the thermostate and turns it up. Later he comes by and Budro is smiling to himself. Satan goes, "What are you smiling about?" Budro says, "This feels like a July day down on the biyjou." Satan gets more angree and turns the thermostate up even higher. About a half hour later Satan walks by and Budro is kinda snickering now. He says, "It's hotter than Hell down here. What are you snickering about?" He says, "This feels like an August day down south." Satan goes over to the thermostate and reefs on it and breaks it. Things start getting cold, it starts icing up, eventually it starts snowing. Satan comes by and Budro is rolling with laughter on the ground, he's high fiving the demons, and generally causing a scene. Satan goes, "What's your problem. Before it was hotter than hell and now it's freezing. Why are you so excited?" He says, "Well obviously the Saints just won the Superbowl!"
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A pregnant woman from Washington, DC gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. After almost six months, she wakes up to find she is no more pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about the baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from maryland came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother… he's an idiot!"
She asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise."
"Wow, that's not a bad name. I like it. What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew."
A pregnant woman from Washington, DC gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. After almost six months, she wakes up to find she is no more pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about the baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from maryland came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother… he's an idiot!"
She asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise."
"Wow, that's not a bad name. I like it. What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew."
Bible trivia
Something you may not have realized
The man boaz he was ruthless until he met his wife
Bible trivia
Something you may not have realized
The man boaz he was ruthless until he met his wife
good one Simon
good one Simon
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