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Budro dies and goes to Hell. He's sitting down there mildly content. Satan walks by, sees him and says, "What's with you?" He says, "This feels like a June day in Louisiana." Satan gets mad and goes over to the thermostate and turns it up. Later he comes by and Budro is smiling to himself. Satan goes, "What are you smiling about?" Budro says, "This feels like a July day down on the biyjou." Satan gets more angree and turns the thermostate up even higher. About a half hour later Satan walks by and Budro is kinda snickering now. He says, "It's hotter than Hell down here. What are you snickering about?" He says, "This feels like an August day down south." Satan goes over to the thermostate and reefs on it and breaks it. Things start getting cold, it starts icing up, eventually it starts snowing. Satan comes by and Budro is rolling with laughter on the ground, he's high fiving the demons, and generally causing a scene. Satan goes, "What's your problem. Before it was hotter than hell and now it's freezing. Why are you so excited?" He says, "Well obviously the Saints just won the Superbowl!"
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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks…
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks…
I hope you won't consider this one offensive.
One day, a handsome young man was walking alone an alley when he was approached by a very old woman.
She said to him, "Young man, I am a princess cursed by an evil witch who was envious of my beauty. Please help me, if you make love to me now the curse will be lifted." The young man believe and did what she have requested. After the deed, the young man seeing that she was still a old woman asks, "Why haven't you change yet?"
The old woman faced him and said, "Boy, indeed, you are still young! You still believe in fairytales!"
I hope you won't consider this one offensive.
One day, a handsome young man was walking alone an alley when he was approached by a very old woman.
She said to him, "Young man, I am a princess cursed by an evil witch who was envious of my beauty. Please help me, if you make love to me now the curse will be lifted." The young man believe and did what she have requested. After the deed, the young man seeing that she was still a old woman asks, "Why haven't you change yet?"
The old woman faced him and said, "Boy, indeed, you are still young! You still believe in fairytales!"
Q: why can’t a t rex clap?
A: because it’s extinct
Q: why can’t a t rex clap?
A: because it’s extinct
Ha ha haha ha ! The last two posts crack me up!
Ha ha haha ha ! The last two posts crack me up!
Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.
His grandmother remarked…"doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?"
Bobby said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed."
This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him "What makes you say God did this with his left hand?"
"Well," said Bobby, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand!"
Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.
His grandmother remarked…"doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?"
Bobby said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed."
This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him "What makes you say God did this with his left hand?"
"Well," said Bobby, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand!"
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