[Joshua]

Here at Muppet News Centeral according to official sources NOTHING actually happened! Now to our reporter in the field, Kermit in South Korea.

 

Kermit the Frog here reporting from South Korea where the ball has dropped and the New Year is here. As I bring this breaking news to you we are firmly into January 1, 2013. What's going on here? Officially NOTHING ACTUALLY HAPPENED! One thing that didn't actually happen is that the world didn't actually end. There are many cult groups in this area that kept their members in fear for years over this possibility. One such group has been back peddling about this for several months and now coming up with different excuses in order to cover for their lies. Many people stated earlier in 2012 that if the world didn't end that they would leave their cult group having realized that they have been deceived. With the new excuses over the last several months lets see if these folks are willing to be lied to some more. This is Kermit the Frog reporting from South Korea now back to Muppet News Centeral.

 

Once again folks officially NOTHING ACTUALLY HAPPENED. No end of the world, no end of an age, no end of preaching, no end. One thing that did officially happen is that these cult groups proved themselves to be false! Weather they are headed up by False Prophets or False Gods they have all been proven to be wrong! This is Muppet News Centeral saying HAPPY NEW YEAR! May the new year bring truth, light, and freedom for all of those who have been trapped by lies and blinded by deception and undue influence.