URGENT, URGENT, URGENT! MUPPET NEWS FLASH FROM SOUTH KOREA.

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  • #7054
    Joshua
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    Here at Muppet News Centeral according to official sources NOTHING actually happened! Now to our reporter in the field, Kermit in South Korea.

     

    Kermit the Frog here reporting from South Korea where the ball has dropped and the New Year is here. As I bring this breaking news to you we are firmly into January 1, 2013. What's going on here? Officially NOTHING ACTUALLY HAPPENED! One thing that didn't actually happen is that the world didn't actually end. There are many cult groups in this area that kept their members in fear for years over this possibility. One such group has been back peddling about this for several months and now coming up with different excuses in order to cover for their lies. Many people stated earlier in 2012 that if the world didn't end that they would leave their cult group having realized that they have been deceived. With the new excuses over the last several months lets see if these folks are willing to be lied to some more. This is Kermit the Frog reporting from South Korea now back to Muppet News Centeral.

     

    Once again folks officially NOTHING ACTUALLY HAPPENED. No end of the world, no end of an age, no end of preaching, no end. One thing that did officially happen is that these cult groups proved themselves to be false! Weather they are headed up by False Prophets or False Gods they have all been proven to be wrong! This is Muppet News Centeral saying HAPPY NEW YEAR! May the new year bring truth, light, and freedom for all of those who have been trapped by lies and blinded by deception and undue influence.

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    Simon
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    They didn't here they said "might" go home this year but they made it sound very dependent on how successful we were

    #50315

    MountainMom
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    Ok.  It was a definite sounding thing in the Chicago Zion.

    #50316

    Love'n Honey
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    MountainMom wrote:

    Ok.  It was a definite sounding thing in the Chicago Zion.

     How do you know? Yousaidyou weren't sure.

    #50317

    MountainMom
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    No, I'm sure they said 2012 was the end of the world, Mother was coming for her children, definitely.  I just didn't hear that they said no more PO.  of course, it was implied then, because no 2013 = no more passover after 2012.

    #50318

    MountainMom
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    It's all denied now anyway.  I was just wondering what Zions out and out said no more passover after last one.

    #50319

    Sarah2013
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    All lies.

    #50320

    Oranges
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    A false prophet will always deny who they are.

    #50321

    Liberty
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    MountainMom wrote:

    Which Zion or Zions were told last year was the last Passover?  I don't think they told them that at the Chicago Zion, but they could have.  Just wondering because I am going to add it to my long list of misinformation they gave.

    Reseda Zion and Sunland Zion both stated that 2012 was the last Passover. Both are located in Southern California.

    #50322

    x wms brother
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    Yes it is in a bible study.  Its about the 7 feasts.  Starting in 1844 and ending 168 years later in the year 2012.  I know SOMEONE has to remember it or have the study written down somewhere.  I dont have it anymore.  Anyone have this study amongst all thier papers….

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    Simon
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    I did that study in 2010 and was emphatically told it want necessarily the end of the world just fulfillment of the last feast dunno if I have notes still

    #50324

    MountainMom
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    Well, apparently it isn't the end of the feasts either. 

    #50325

    Simon
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    Never was told that either

    #50326

    Joshua
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    …..____…..____…… Here at Muppet News Centeral we have been sitting on a story that has not been verified yet. As with many things about the WMSCOG we cannot seem to get a straight answer. This is the rumor so far: With the advent of snow coming down in various parts of the USA on the first full day of spring the WMS seems interested in the idea of filing another lawsuit. This one is against Phil the groundhog. It seems that Phil predicted an early spring this year and it did not come to pass. This is much like the WMSCOG's prediction that 2012 would be the end of the world, the end of preaching, the end of something!?! As I stated earlier we can't seem to get a straight answer. The possible lawsuit agaist Phil would be that he is a false prophet. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! As for this reporter, I doubt that the WMS will go forward with this as I am certain that Phil doesn't have any money or property to attach to. Will they be able to silence Phil with intimidation? We'll keep you posted. As for now this is Muppet News Centeral, good day and may God continue to bless you and bring humor into your lives. ___…..____…..___…

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