This just in: god is no longer korean, he is now brazilian

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    Smurf
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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/10558638/In-pictures-Inri-Cristo-the-man-who-thinks-he-is-Jesus-reincarnated.html

    A 66-year old brazilian guy is also thought to be the second coming. :O

    He is being accused of having a "mental illness", which probably means he's the real deal, since Jesus was being persecuted too!! Isn't that amazing proof!!

    To any wms member: don't you find it a bit disturbing that there are suddenly so many people claiming to be the second coming? Hasn't the Bible warned us against such people? It has been prophesied –

    Matt 24:5: "For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am the Messiah,' and will deceive many."

    WMS doctrine agrees we're in the last days and the warning above is precisely for that time. How does that not include Ahn Sahng-hong?

     

     

    Acts 1 tells us exactly how He's going to return: "...why do you stand here looking into the sky? This same Jesus, who has been taken from you into heaven, will come back in the same way you have seen him go into heaven."

     

    Come back in the same way?? COME BACK IN THE SAME WAY?

    You mean Jesus went into heaven as a korean baby?

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    Simon
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    You are asking questions even their children could answer

    #66972

    Smurf
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    They have an explanation for everything, sure. And they do spin these around, but nevertheless those remain important questions.

    #66973

    Sally
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    Smurf wrote:

    They have an explanation for everything, sure. And they do spin these around, but nevertheless those remain important questions.

    They certainly are IMPORTANT questions and should not be glossed over….THINK about them!

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    Sally
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    Sally wrote:

    Smurf wrote:

    They have an explanation for everything, sure. And they do spin these around, but nevertheless those remain important questions.

    They certainly are IMPORTANT questions and should not be glossed over….THINK about them!

    Thank you Smurf for pointing out such obvious but vital questions. Sometimes the most obvious answers are right there in front of you!

    PLEASE THINK!!!! Try it…..you might like it!!!

    #66975

    Simon
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    Matthew 24:5 the have an entire study on which is based on a partly reasonable premise

    as far as acts 1 their answers are actually more clear than the orthodoxy

    #66976

    Elaine
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    Check this out……

    Church of God Illegally Copies from Books of Major Christian Publishers 

    http://www.kukmindaily.co.kr/article/view.asp?page=&gCode=7111&arcid=0008276305&code=71111101

    #66977

    Too Hungry
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    Korean, Brazilian, American…Same story, different pile! LOL!

    #66978

    anderson
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    I'm brazilian, and 'our' god is way cooler than the korean one. Step up your game WMSCOG.

    Why:

    1: He is alive. Ooooh.

    2: He rides motorbikes. Hell yeah. Oops

     

    3: His cake is in the bible format. "Inri Cristo, 60 Years. New Jerusalem, Brasilia"

    4. He plays biliiards and uses scooter.

    5. Not to mention, he and his closest members (women) does song parodies like Gangnam Style, Toxic.. beat that.

    6. He didn't believe in God (himself) in his earlier years. Yes. 'God' was atheist. wait what.

    7. He likes to appear in TV and give enterviews, not to mention play bowling. He is good at it – 3 STRIKES IN A ROW – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgp-ZXWJZis

    8. He isn't afraid to enter the internet and likes blogs. Watch and learn WMSCOG.

    9. God Bless you.

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