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Budro dies and goes to Hell. He's sitting down there mildly content. Satan walks by, sees him and says, "What's with you?" He says, "This feels like a June day in Louisiana." Satan gets mad and goes over to the thermostate and turns it up. Later he comes by and Budro is smiling to himself. Satan goes, "What are you smiling about?" Budro says, "This feels like a July day down on the biyjou." Satan gets more angree and turns the thermostate up even higher. About a half hour later Satan walks by and Budro is kinda snickering now. He says, "It's hotter than Hell down here. What are you snickering about?" He says, "This feels like an August day down south." Satan goes over to the thermostate and reefs on it and breaks it. Things start getting cold, it starts icing up, eventually it starts snowing. Satan comes by and Budro is rolling with laughter on the ground, he's high fiving the demons, and generally causing a scene. Satan goes, "What's your problem. Before it was hotter than hell and now it's freezing. Why are you so excited?" He says, "Well obviously the Saints just won the Superbowl!"
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That should have been Mountain Dew instead of Sprite.
Harry wrote:
oh c'mon Floyd, I stole than from a book of mormons jokes
Oh, wow, really? Is it by any chance called the book of mormon? ๐
emil wrote:
That should have been Mountain Dew instead of Sprite.
My thoughts exactly! It was interesting but didn't make me giggle in the least. And I'm easily entertained so that's saying something! Lol.
Lol! I'm going to try to put on masacara with my mouth closed. We'll see what happens.
I could answer some of those if you wanted ๐
Simon wrote:
I could answer some of those if you wanted ๐
As long as you keep it humorous, you should. Don't get all serious. ๐
Haha, L and H, that is why you don't see my jokes on here. Some of them even offend me! And the worst ones are the ones my mother told me! Lol!
Under the encouragement of Joshua… Someone shared this with me a week ago and it still tickles my fancy.
To all my single black women! God has called you to be single and to remain single. If he wanted you to have a good black man, he would have made you a white woman.
Lmao! So offensive but so hilarious to me..
Speaking of humor, I stumbled upon this on a site created by the WMS:
https://www.cultresearchcenter.com:446/files/2014/03/17/7237c9e8af4dbbec700c31f14aa64bf4170842.jpg
ahhahahahah XD
gotta love the suit! ^^
So they belive in a 3rd coming after all
They just call it last coming, cuz third doesn't sound that good, now, does it?
LnH, you absolutely crack me up! I needed that one!
MountainMom wrote:
LnH, you absolutely crack me up! I needed that one!
I knew you would like it. I'm in a group on Facebook that's full of black people. And guess what… they love bashing black people. The men talk about how terrible black women are. The women talk about how terrible black men are. They fight with eachother. It's a very disgusting group… for the prudent and respectable. Lol.
Well, I don't want to bash black people, ever. I just appreciate that you have such a sense of humor, and that you are so uninhibited in this over poltically correct world. You aren't afraid to live and speak like the free spirit you are. I love it!
MountainMom wrote:
Well, I don't want to bash black people, ever. I just appreciate that you have such a sense of humor, and that you are so uninhibited in this over poltically correct world. You aren't afraid to live and speak like the free spirit you are. I love it!
Oh, yes. I like to equate myself to a child in her most impressionable years. I soak things up in easily. That probably tied into why I jumped into the WMSCOG so quickly and so whole heartedly. Lol. But yea.. the Navy did wonders for my sensitivity.
xD love it
Q: What did the "high tide" say to the "low tide"?
A: Nothing, he just waved!
One of my 1st grade students told me that one today. He said it so cute, it made me laugh.
Then I had to explain it to the class which turned into a 30 minute discussion about the ocean with lots of questions. LOL
I never use mascara, but do use false lashes. The Noah one also got me but God has his reasons for allowing them onboard.
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