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Budro dies and goes to Hell. He's sitting down there mildly content. Satan walks by, sees him and says, "What's with you?" He says, "This feels like a June day in Louisiana." Satan gets mad and goes over to the thermostate and turns it up. Later he comes by and Budro is smiling to himself. Satan goes, "What are you smiling about?" Budro says, "This feels like a July day down on the biyjou." Satan gets more angree and turns the thermostate up even higher. About a half hour later Satan walks by and Budro is kinda snickering now. He says, "It's hotter than Hell down here. What are you snickering about?" He says, "This feels like an August day down south." Satan goes over to the thermostate and reefs on it and breaks it. Things start getting cold, it starts icing up, eventually it starts snowing. Satan comes by and Budro is rolling with laughter on the ground, he's high fiving the demons, and generally causing a scene. Satan goes, "What's your problem. Before it was hotter than hell and now it's freezing. Why are you so excited?" He says, "Well obviously the Saints just won the Superbowl!"
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emil wrote:
OK. Hope you have the stomach for it.
There was this village school where the teacher used to kind of get the kids to bring him stuff to eat everyday. (It is possible that such things happen even today in rural India)
One kid never brought him anything and this teacher used to take it out on the kid as much as he could. He kept berating the kid from time to time for never brimnging him anything.
One day the kid brought him a pot (a pot of clay, unglazed, is pretty common in rural India) of kheer (a sweet dish with milk, nuts and some other things. There are many variants in India)
The teacher started eating it and found it delicious. He ate a bit and then asked the boy how come he brought this for him. The boy said my mum had made it and kept it for cooling but the cat got to it. Since we didn't want to eat it in the family she put it in the pot for me to bring to you.
The teacher was furious and started shouting and flung the pot and broke it. The child started crying inconsolably. The teacher finally stopped and asked the kid why he was crying so bitterly. The boy said, "You broke the pot. Now my mum will scold me. We were using it as a potty (toilet) for my baby brother."
Yuk, yuk, yuk! That will keep me losing weight for weeks. Nasty! Nice one though. Lol.
emil wrote:
OK. Hope you have the stomach for it.
There was this village school where the teacher used to kind of get the kids to bring him stuff to eat everyday. (It is possible that such things happen even today in rural India)
One kid never brought him anything and this teacher used to take it out on the kid as much as he could. He kept berating the kid from time to time for never brimnging him anything.
One day the kid brought him a pot (a pot of clay, unglazed, is pretty common in rural India) of kheer (a sweet dish with milk, nuts and some other things. There are many variants in India)
The teacher started eating it and found it delicious. He ate a bit and then asked the boy how come he brought this for him. The boy said my mum had made it and kept it for cooling but the cat got to it. Since we didn't want to eat it in the family she put it in the pot for me to bring to you.
The teacher was furious and started shouting and flung the pot and broke it. The child started crying inconsolably. The teacher finally stopped and asked the kid why he was crying so bitterly. The boy said, "You broke the pot. Now my mum will scold me. We were using it as a potty (toilet) for my baby brother."
Yuk, yuk, yuk! That will keep me losing weight for weeks. Nasty! Nice one though. Lol.
Joshua wrote:
In Washington state both marijuana and gay marrage are legal. The Bible says that if a man lays with another man they should be stoned. Perhaps we misunderstood it all of these years. J/K
Missed the joke.
Joshua wrote:
In Washington state both marijuana and gay marrage are legal. The Bible says that if a man lays with another man they should be stoned. Perhaps we misunderstood it all of these years. J/K
Missed the joke.
When smoking marijuana it is called getting stoned and colorado and washington.legalized gay marriage and marijuana usage on the same day
When smoking marijuana it is called getting stoned and colorado and washington.legalized gay marriage and marijuana usage on the same day
neat Josh.
neat Josh.
Simon wrote:
When smoking marijuana it is called getting stoned and colorado and washington.legalized gay marriage and marijuana usage on the same day
Lol! Got it now… Thanks. Simon. I'm a red winner – Parisian.
Simon wrote:
When smoking marijuana it is called getting stoned and colorado and washington.legalized gay marriage and marijuana usage on the same day
Lol! Got it now… Thanks. Simon. I'm a red winner – Parisian.
Joshua wrote:
Trying to do my share to help the environment,
I set up a trash basket at my church and posted above it this suggestion:
"Empty water bottles here."
I should have been a little more specific, because when I went to check it later, I didn't find any bottles in it. But it was full of water.
Lol…. I'm guessing literalist would. Nice one.
Joshua wrote:
Trying to do my share to help the environment,
I set up a trash basket at my church and posted above it this suggestion:
"Empty water bottles here."
I should have been a little more specific, because when I went to check it later, I didn't find any bottles in it. But it was full of water.
Lol…. I'm guessing literalist would. Nice one.
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