[Joshua]

Budro dies and goes to Hell. He's sitting down there mildly content. Satan walks by, sees him and says, "What's with you?" He says, "This feels like a June day in Louisiana." Satan gets mad and goes over to the thermostate and turns it up. Later he comes by and Budro is smiling to himself. Satan goes, "What are you smiling about?" Budro says, "This feels like a July day down on the biyjou." Satan gets more angree and turns the thermostate up even higher. About a half hour later Satan walks by and Budro is kinda snickering now. He says, "It's hotter than Hell down here. What are you snickering about?" He says, "This feels like an August day down south." Satan goes over to the thermostate and reefs on it and breaks it. Things start getting cold, it starts icing up, eventually it starts snowing. Satan comes by and Budro is rolling with laughter on the ground, he's high fiving the demons, and generally causing a scene. Satan goes, "What's your problem. Before it was hotter than hell and now it's freezing. Why are you so excited?" He says, "Well obviously the Saints just won the Superbowl!"

 

Add your humorous story here!

[Simon]

[Simon]

LOL

[Simon]

LOL

[Sarah2013]

Funny one.

[Sarah2013]

Funny one.

[Sarah2013]

Lol @ liquor store joke, Emil.

[Sarah2013]

Lol @ liquor store joke, Emil.

[Stained]

[BAD RELIGION]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G_kxQY3Ng8 

The Devil is in Stiches for sure. 

WAKE THE F;(K UP IF YOU NEED TO.

[Stained]

[BAD RELIGION]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G_kxQY3Ng8 

The Devil is in Stiches for sure. 

WAKE THE F;(K UP IF YOU NEED TO.

[Joshua]

Talk about feeling old!

Know Your States

 

The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week.

He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name.

They came up with about 40 names.

He jokingly told them that in his day students knew the names of all the states.

One lad raised his hand and said, "Yes, but in those days there were only 13."

[Joshua]

Talk about feeling old!

Know Your States

 

The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week.

He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name.

They came up with about 40 names.

He jokingly told them that in his day students knew the names of all the states.

One lad raised his hand and said, "Yes, but in those days there were only 13."

[Joshua]

The other day my son and I were at the batting cage. As I was watching my son hit balls I commented, "Well, like father like son." My son asked, "What do you mean?" I said, "We both have increadably fast swings." My son replied, "Shoot, they have to time you with a sun dial!"

Yes, I still love my son.

[Joshua]

The other day my son and I were at the batting cage. As I was watching my son hit balls I commented, "Well, like father like son." My son asked, "What do you mean?" I said, "We both have increadably fast swings." My son replied, "Shoot, they have to time you with a sun dial!"

Yes, I still love my son.

[Sarah2013]

Husband and Wife

Wife: Honey, can I ask you something? 

Husband: Sure honey.

Wife: If someday I'll be ugly and fat, will you stay with me?

Husband: …..

Wife: What's so funny???

Husband: I'm right here no?

[Sarah2013]

Husband and Wife

Wife: Honey, can I ask you something? 

Husband: Sure honey.

Wife: If someday I'll be ugly and fat, will you stay with me?

Husband: …..

Wife: What's so funny???

Husband: I'm right here no?

[emil]

he's gonna have cold shoulder for dinner tonight 🙂

[emil]

he's gonna have cold shoulder for dinner tonight 🙂

[Sarah2013]

Lol. Indeed.

[Sarah2013]

Lol. Indeed.

[Simon]

Wow sarah lol

[Simon]

Wow sarah lol