[JohnFoutraged]

If you’re relatively new

1. Eat all the food

2. Leave the lights on everywhere

3. Mess with the thermostat

4. Bring really ghetto people to Bible studies

If you’ve been in for a few years

1. Say your coming preaching but take almost forever to meet

2. Get into arguments with people while preaching.

3. Give very long fragrances (a fragrance is pretty much a “spiritual” realization you had about service, or a video, or some other nonsense.

If you’re relatively old

1. Rebuke younger members while preaching.

2. Make fun of member’s insecurities.

3. Fall asleep when a young member is preaching a sermon.