[Stained]

Post their worthless videos here and give us your "Actually Count":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_yZ8Z8jpz8 

I counted 5 actually(s) in 1 minute 51 seconds. 

[Stained]

[Stained]

Let us take a break and open our New Stained Song Books to page 3. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXdKlpBOvs0 

Let us sing:

Piggies (All verses) With feeling.  [Dedicated to people we all know]

Here we go (And a 1 and a 2)

G                           D7             G               D

Have you seen the little piggies crawling in the dirt

G               D7            Em              A

And for all the little pigies life is getting worse

Em7           A7             D     D7    D

Always having dirt, to play around in

G                                   D7             G                       D

Have you seen the bigger piggies in their starched white shirts

G                        D7             Em              A

You will find the bigger piggies stirring up the dirt

Em7               A7                  D     D7    D

Always have clean shirts, to play around in

Am                  B7

In their sties with all their backing

C                    D

They don't care what goes on around

Am                    B7

In their eyes there's something lacking

C                  D                  D7

What they need's a damn good whacking!

G                             D7              G            D

Everywhere there's lots of piggies living piggy lives

G                            D7             Em               A

You can see them out for dinner with their piggy wives

Em7                 A7                   D         D7  D

Clutching forks and knives, to eat their ba-con

 

[Chandler Bing]

justasitis wrote:

Please – somebody – please – explain how postings like this are helpful to anyone coming to this very important site for support, help, guidance etc? It may be a way to let off steam, and I agree, there is a lot of steam/emotion that needs to be given airing, but like I said before, insulting another group of people does not  make you better. We all know that those 'actuallys' can only come from being a non-native English speaking person – and yes, they can be annoying – and we use other phrases that can be just as infuriating – Y'know!/like! Do not grow taller by standing on the shoulders of others. You are tall enough as you are. 

I don't see where anyone is letting off steam.  This is as humorous, if not more so, than the "lets put some humor in here" thread.  Plus, it shows just how robotic these poor souls have become. 

[Harry]

Chandler Bing wrote:

justasitis wrote:

Please – somebody – please – explain how postings like this are helpful to anyone coming to this very important site for support, help, guidance etc? It may be a way to let off steam, and I agree, there is a lot of steam/emotion that needs to be given airing, but like I said before, insulting another group of people does not  make you better. We all know that those 'actuallys' can only come from being a non-native English speaking person – and yes, they can be annoying – and we use other phrases that can be just as infuriating – Y'know!/like! Do not grow taller by standing on the shoulders of others. You are tall enough as you are. 

I don't see where anyone is letting off steam.  This is as humorous, if not more so, than the "lets put some humor in here" thread.  Plus, it shows just how robotic these poor souls have become. 

 Chandler gets it.

Justasitis, you have to read into what people are saying, think harder,  if that doesn't work for you we will take some words from other posts and put them all together and then you will see what we want you to see……have faith, it's the only way to get to heaven 

[Stained]

Let us open our New Stained Song Books to page 17.

Let us sing:   Anybody Seen my Baby ? 

Let us sing only the First Verse and Chorus

From Bridges to Babylon [LMAO]Bridges   

(Speaking Part)   

 SHE CONFESSED HER LOVE TO ME

THEN SHE VANISHED ON THE BREEZE

TRYING TO HOLD ON TO THAT

WAS JUST IMPOSSIBLE. SHE WAS MORE THAN BEAUTIFUL

CLOSER TO ETHEREAL

WITH A KIND OF

DOWN TO EARTH FLAVOR

 Am

CLOSE MY EYES

IT'S THREE IN THE AFTERNOON

THEN I REALIZE

THAT SHE'S REALLY

                       Em

GONE FOR GOOD

chorus:

C                               D  Bm Em

ANYBODY SEEN MY BABY

                         C      D         Em

ANYBODY SEEN HER AROUND

LOVE HAS GONE

               C                D

AND MADE ME BLIND

Bm                                                    Em

I'VE LOOKED BUT I JUST CAN'T FIND

C

SHE HAS GOTTEN LOST

D                   Em

IN THE CROWD

 

 

 

 

[Jesus of Nazareth]

Another Puerto Rican with a korean accent:

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KznBX0qoW8

Amazing count: 3  Actually count: 1 Truly count: 3  But count: 5

Lots of "churchofgod" (all one word)

It is actually truly amazing actually. 

[Nobodysfool]

Man what's wrong with you Jesus!  that's not a Rican it's a Dominican! don't you know your own people?

BUT, your right about the  Korean accent.  LOL

[Jesus of Nazareth]

Nobodysfool wrote:

Man what's wrong with you Jesus!  that's not a Rican it's a Dominican! don't you know your own people?

 My bad then, a "Dominican" with a fake korean accent.  I'm not the all knowing one ya know.  I am simply a member of the high counsel. 

[Sarah2013]

Funny song book. So stupid how we sang to a regular human being like us. How comical is that?

[Stained]

A little help here people.  Get on these Actuallys, Buts, Evens, Trulys, and Amazings.  Lets go, I wanna see what you can come up with, without the assistance of the All Powerful, All Seeing, All Wonderful, Omnificent, well, Me. I got a Stainey award awaiting YOU.  Lets go. 

[sunshine]

Jesus and Stained , u guys r toooooo funny. Am in my living room rolling here…. Don’t forget the ” Ggggod blesssssss youuuuuu” but ith the rythem in it…. Again Gggooood Blesssssss youuuuuu…. 100 times I see u 100 times Gggggggoodddddd blesssssss you…..oh and the bowing down, don’t leave that one….lmao I saw a Deacon reprimanding a “brother” for bowing down too long, and another one for not bowingmat all….these robots r insane

[emil]

Sarah2013 wrote:

Funny song book. So stupid how we sang to a regular human being like us. How comical is that?

Ah Sarah2013, how wrong you are. Those are not regular human beings like us. They are the really smart ones. 🙂

@Stained – I apologise for my inability to contribute in any way. I have never spoken to any dudes with the Korean accent.

[Stained]

emil wrote:

Sarah2013 wrote:

Funny song book. So stupid how we sang to a regular human being like us. How comical is that?

Ah Sarah2013, how wrong you are. Those are not regular human beings like us. They are the really smart ones. 🙂

@Stained – I apologise for my inability to contribute in any way. I have never spoken to any dudes with the Korean accent.

Emil, I do absolve you in the name of the Stained, Harry and the Holy Michele; however, I have full faith and confidence that you can do this.  Just pick one of their worthless videos from YouTube and start counting.  If I were a mere mortal I would get a piece of paper and list the following words: Actually, Amazing, But, Even and Truly to start.  Then I would click play on the worthless Video I selected and I would put a tick mark next to all of the selected words that are spoken.  When the video concludes, add up your tally and Wah-La, the task at hand complete.  Then tell us about it and post a link so we can amuse ourselves.

Special shout out to Sunshine in whom I am ALWAYS pleased.   

 

[Simon]

of course I see a lot of non cult people use actually a whole hell of a lot

[Stained]

sunshine wrote:

Jesus and Stained , u guys r toooooo funny. Am in my living room rolling here…. Don't forget the " Ggggod blesssssss youuuuuu" but ith the rythem in it…. Again Gggooood Blesssssss youuuuuu…. 100 times I see u 100 times Gggggggoodddddd blesssssss you…..oh and the bowing down, don't leave that one….lmao I saw a Deacon reprimanding a "brother" for bowing down too long, and another one for not bowingmat all….these robots r insane

 I wish one of those worthless useless idiot robot B/a/s/t/a/r/d/s would try to reprimand me.  (*_*)

[Stained]

Funny Stand-Up on Religion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFLw5nR-vmo 

Features: Door Knockers, End of the World, Food and Water ect…

[Stained]

I love me some me.

 

[Smurf]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKhoK3XxZZY

Hi, Mandy from the churchofgaaaaaaaaaad. Aaah, so much love <3

 

Ironic how they're helping out after floods, yet in the same time are flooding the internet.

Luckily, it seems there's only one person behind all of these testimonies.

I also have the feeling they use the exact same script.

/Rumors are false-> come see for yourself -> before i joined the wms i was so selfish -> IT HAS CHANGED ME SOOOOOO MUCH!!!->

amaaaazing-> A-mazing!-> everything is being taught through the bible, you see-> and of course, we're the fastest growning church/

 

 

AAAAAAA -men.

[Stained]

LOL

[Stained]